These made me chuckle:
"What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama."
"...another difference between Barack Obama and God, and that is that God only demands to be worshiped once a week."
(Paraphrased): Another difference between Obama and God? God wanted us to know about His plans.
-From Rush Limbaugh's "Pearls of Wisdom" - June 10
(graphic from ThePeoplesCube.com)
